Ever been bored on the school bus? Bored at lunch? How about those long boring shopping trips to the mall? And what about commercials during your favorite wrestling smackdown? Who thought those up? Because they are b-o-r-i-n-g!
Well, the key to a more interesting life is in the palm of your hand. You're holding the world's best book on how to stop boredom. Written by me, Malcolm, it's the ultimate survival guide for all of life's most boring moments. Okay, it's probably the only survival guide for life's most boring moments, but don't blame me. I just thought of it first.
"Master Malcolm's tips on avoiding boredom have saved me from many a mind-numbing moment." -Francis
"I said it before, and I'll say it again: Buy this book or else!" -Reese
"It tastes like chocolate." -Dewey