1401 Things that Pss Me Off Author:Philip Lief Group This brilliantly nasty compendium of life's everyday aggravations revives good old-fashioned American cynicism. As an antidote to "goodnight kisses" and "the first buttercups, " 1,401 Things That Pss Me Off includes: waiting at home for a delivery; slow drivers in the fast lane; everything "lite"; Muzak; and 1,397 more chronic irritations.