My Alien Parents Author:R.L. Stine "Dad made his way to the breakfast table. He looked me up and down. And he had the same expression on his face that Mom had. — He was staring at me as if he had never seen me before. — Mom and Dad began whispering to each other. — I excused myself and ran up the stairs to my room. — My brain cells were whirring with all sorts of crazy thoughts. — I... more » didn't know what was going on. But I knew one thing for sure.
Those two people downstairs were NOT my parents."« less