America's Dumbest Criminals Author:Daniel Butler, Alan Ray, Leland Gregory 100 crazy stories of America's Dumbest Criminals! Here is the ultimate collection of the most incredibly stupid and painfully dump attempts at crime ever brought together! Read the stories of: — *The woman who invalidated her winning $5,000 lottery ticket by altering it to match the $20 prize number! — *The accused vending-machine thief who paid... more » his $400 bail entirely in quarters!
*The streaking robber who thought clothes would make him more identifiable!
*The convenience store thief who got away with just a
hot dog, only to end up in the parking lot choking on the wiener!
The crimes are true, only the names have been changed to protect the ignorant.« less