AUSTIN POWERS WANTS YOU
...to join in the fight against uptight squares!
A public service announcement from Austin Powers:
"We need new swingers and International Men of Mystery. The price of swinging is constant vigilance, man. So, to all you swingers-in-the-making who want to be just like me, I say -- Behave!"
HOW TO BE AN INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY
...is the ultimate how-to guide for groove-seeking missiles like yourself who wish to fight Evil (as in Dr. Evil), uphold Freedom (as in Free Love), and swing with the Birds (as in Chicks). Even if you don't know the difference between "jobblies" and "choppers" ... Don't have THROMBO! With Austin Power's sure-fire tips, any randy cat can switch on and shag like a pro, baby! What a gas!
How to Pick Up Chicks
How to Sound Like a Swinger
How to Dress Like a Swinger
Austin Power's Secrets of Disguise
Hang-Ups and Turn-Ons
Groovy Cocktail Guide
"How Good a Shag Are You?" Self Quiz
A Memo from Dr. Evil
How to Play the Sitar
Birds of the World