The Best Lawyer Jokes Ever Author:Editors of Barnes & Noble What's the difference between a dry cleaner and a lawyer? - The cleaner pays if he loses your suit. If a lawyer loses your suit, he'll take you to the cleaners. — A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking towards his ball, he came upon another golfer lying on the ground and groaning in pain. - "I'... more »;m an attorney," the wincing golfer said, "and this is going to cost you $5000!" - "I'm sorry. I'm really sorry," the first golfer replied. "But I did yell 'fore.'" - The attorney stood up and brushed himself off. "I'll take it."
The Best Lawyer Jokes Ever will tip the scales of laughter in your favor, sentencing you to hours of helpless hilarity with some of the funniest jokes and quotes from the hollowed halls of justice. Poke fun at lawyers, judges, plaintiffs, and defendants. In this courtroom, everyone is on trial!« less