Bitter is the New Black Author:Jen Lancaster CONFESSIONS OF A CONDESCENDING, EGOMANIACAL, SELF-CENTERED SMART-ASS, OR WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER CARRY A PRADA TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE... — Jen Lancaster was living the sweet life -- until real life kicked her to the curb. — She had the perfect man, the perfect job -- hell, she had the perfect life -- and there was no reason to think it wouldn'... more »;t last. Or maybe there was, but Jen Lancaster was too busy being manicured, pedicured, highlighted, and generally adored to notice.
This is the smart-mouthed, soul-searching story of a woman trying to figure out what happens next when she's gone from six figures to unemployment checks and she stops to reconsider some of the less-than-rosy attitudes and values she thought she'd never have to answer for when times were good.
Filled with caustic wit and unusual insight, it's a rollicking read as speedy and unpredictable as the trajectory of a burst balloon.« less
Even when Jen Lancaster is being a snob, there is something to love about her. She's over the top and says what everyone else is thinking, but would never have the gumption to say. (As if it never crossed your mind to call a whore a whore. I, however, wouldn't be surprised if said whore slapped me for actually verbalizing my observation. But I get the distinct impression that Jen would be caught off guard and wonder why anyone would feel the urge to strike her.)
Seriously, you will love to hate her.
Jen is refreshingly unapologetic about who she is and the hard work that earned her her status as a "thousandaire". (After all, she was a VP.)
Jen takes the reader on shopping trips, shamelessly name-dropping high end designers and relishing in the fact that she lives in a penthouse suite while the rest of her subjects are contentedly basking in her shadow.
In light of the current economy and the universal hatred of the gluttony of Wall Street, "Bitter" maintains its credibility and provides a therapeutic release. There are plenty laugh out loud moments and times when a tear might be shed with its brutal honesty. I cheered out loud when one of the Corp. Com. execs got an earful of Jen's exiting monologue and cried when Jen & Fletch were evicted from the slums.
In the end, I found myself being incredibly proud of this woman who isn't afraid to show the world who she really is.