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Subject: now that you've got your Black Dagger Brotherhood name...
Date Posted: 8/26/2009 8:18 PM ET
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...time to write your own story!

http://facstaff.unca.edu/pbahls/BDBMadlib1.html

Subject: Too Funny - couldn't resist!
Date Posted: 8/26/2009 8:33 PM ET
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Wrath opened the door to the sound of country.  Tohr and Rhage were listening to Rascall Flatts again.  'What is this shit?' Wrath demanded.

  'Cool, my brother, it's just Rascall Flatts's new album, Musclebound Fist.'

 Just then Fritz came in.  With a tray laden with dark Harlequin eyes.

  'F***, Fritz!' cried Rhage.  'These are fucking nasty!'

  Vishous came in, dagger drawn.  'The lessers are back.  I caught Mr. X commanding a civilian vampire.  With a lance.'

 'Time to slay. Profusely.' said Wrath.

  'Whatever,' said Rhage.  'I don't care as long as I get to work some penetrating muscles.'

Date Posted: 8/26/2009 9:29 PM ET
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Wrath opened the door to the sound of folk.  Tohr and Rhage were listening to Arlo Guthrie again.  'What is this f*ck?' Wrath demanded.

  'Golly gee whillickers!, my brother, it's just Arlo Guthrie's new album, Slimy Dog.'

 Just then Fritz came in.  With a tray laden with juicy Kleenex slaves.

  'Crap, Fritz!' cried Rhage.  'These are f*cking muddled!'

  Vishous came in, dagger drawn.  'The lessers are back.  I caught Mr. X riding a civilian vampire.  With a armadillo.'

 'Time to sleep. Quietly.' said Wrath.

  'Whatever,' said Rhage.  'I don't care as long as I get to shag some brown guitars.'

Date Posted: 8/26/2009 10:51 PM ET
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Wrath opened the door to the sound of polka.  Tohr and Rhage were listening to Kenny g again.  'What is this asshat?' Wrath demanded.

  'Cowabunga, my brother, it's just Kenny g's new album, Moist Unicorn.'

 Just then Fritz came in.  With a tray laden with studly birkenstock boobs.

  'Fuck a doodle do, Fritz!' cried Rhage.  'These are fucking sparkly!'

  Vishous came in, dagger drawn.  'The lessers are back.  I caught Mr. X painting a civilian vampire.  With a spoon.'

 'Time  to consummate. Sourly.' said Wrath.

  'Whatever,' said Rhage.  'I don't care as long as I get to spank some ripe panties.'

Date Posted: 8/27/2009 1:07 AM ET
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Wrath opened the door to the sound of country.  Tohr and Rhage were listening to Brad Paisley again.  'What is this shit?' Wrath demanded.

  'Gee Whiz, my brother, it's just Brad Paisley's new album, Tall Beer.'

 Just then Fritz came in.  With a tray laden with delicious Prada books.

  'Jackass, Fritz!' cried Rhage.  'These are fucking foamy!'

  Vishous came in, dagger drawn.  'The lessers are back.  I caught Mr. X swimming a civilian vampire.  With a clock.'

 'Time to bathe. Quickly.' said Wrath.

  'Whatever,' said Rhage.  'I don't care as long as I get to sneeze some hairy candles.'

Date Posted: 8/27/2009 2:07 AM ET
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Okay, who can guess what my new favorite swear is?

Date Posted: 8/27/2009 1:26 PM ET
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Is it f*ck a doodle do? Cause if I was prone to using the f word on a regular basis, I would so be using that all the time. 



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Date Posted: 8/27/2009 3:15 PM ET
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Wrath opened the door to the sound of punk.  Tohr and Rhage were listening to Britney Spears again.  'What is this bollocks?' Wrath demanded.

  'Groovy, my brother, it's just Britney Spears's new album, Crusty Potato.'

 Just then Fritz came in.  With a tray laden with sticky Nike robots.

  'For fuck's sake, Fritz!' cried Rhage.  'These are fucking creepy!'

  Vishous came in, dagger drawn.  'The lessers are back.  I caught Mr. X pawing a civilian vampire.  With a litter box.'

 'Time fail. Whimsically.' said Wrath.

  'Whatever,' said Rhage.  'I don't care as long as I get to bore some fuzzy tadpoles.'

Date Posted: 8/27/2009 3:15 PM ET
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Yup! Though my husband says he still prefers our son's 6 year old classic, "Oh for heaven's f*ck." 

Date Posted: 8/27/2009 9:40 PM ET
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hehe glad I could provide a new word