"Aum, Aum, Aum...Mananan verbum fohat... kali yug! Oh, come to us, ghost of Blackbeard, the greatest pirate that ever lived!"
"J.D. chants the magic spell... he conjures up the ghost of Blackbeard... and how he wishes he hadn't! Roaring horrible curses and brandishing his sword, the huge pirate takes over the town. Now he's about to commit murder... unless J.D. can think of a way to get him what he wants."