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Bless Your Heart, Tramp
Bless Your Heart Tramp
Author: Celia Rivenbark
What’s the Southern woman’s favorite brand of mayo? Why do we have to keep a “funeral casserole” in the freezer? Why do Southern men call their fathers “Deddy” no matter how big and powerful they’ve become? Step into the wacky world of “womanless wedding” fund-raisers, in which Bubbas wear boas. Mee...  more »
ISBN-13: 9781928556220
ISBN-10: 1928556221
Publication Date: 11/2000
Pages: 204
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4.2 stars, based on 29 ratings
Publisher: Coastal Carolina Press
Book Type: Paperback
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Not as good as Stop Dressing but along the lines with We're Just Like You IMO. Rivenbark has a great sense of humor and I'll read anything that she writes from now on!
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Good, crazy, typical Celia Rivenbark humor!

Here's her "take" on a 1950's advice book for wives:

Textbook: "Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so that you'll look refreshed when hubby comes home from work. Touch up make-up and put a ribbon in your hair. He's just been with work-weary people. Be a little gay. His boring day needs a lift."

Mama Celia: "Get knee-walking drunk. You've earned it. You've been with four kids under the age of 7 all day. Put a ribbon in your nose and try to pull it out of your mouth. You're wasted, after all. Announce you're gay. Tha look on his face will give you a lift."
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I cannot even begin to tell you how hilarious this book is. I laughed and laughed reading it.

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  • Currently 5/5 Stars.
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The funniest book I have ever read. Can especially be appreciated by Yankees transplanted in the South. LOVE IT!!! LAUGH OUT LOUD FUNNY.
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Very funny! Bathroom reading like Erma Bombeck!
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bright, witty, Southern humor


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