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The Blonde Geisha
The Blonde Geisha
Author: Jina Bacarr
The early summer of 1892 brought a heavy rainy season that year in Japan. Plum Rain, the Japanese called it, because it comes when the fruit bulges with ripeness and promise. Like a young girl reaching womanhood. — A girl like me. — In the ancient Japanese tradition of beauty and grace, sex and erotic fantasies are hidden secrets that only a selec...  more »
ISBN-13: 9780373605101
ISBN-10: 0373605102
Publication Date: 8/1/2006
Pages: 378
Rating:
  • Currently 2.6/5 Stars.
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2.6 stars, based on 26 ratings
Publisher: Spice Books
Book Type: Paperback
Members Wishing: 0
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noisechick avatar reviewed The Blonde Geisha on + 95 more book reviews
Helpful Score: 12
I don't know how the author can be a "sexspert" and live in Japan and yet somehow know nothing about geisha.
Geisha were not high class prostitutes, or courtesans, and were not obsessed with sex - that's an age-old Western misconception that she does nothing to dispel and everything to reinforce.
She doesn't even bother to deal with the training period geisha go through, just skips to the (quote unquote) good part about selling virginity - and a sex-obsessed western 18-yr-old girl hiding in a teahouse. And the idea that geisha run around with expensive kimono with nothing underneath- and oops their obis just always come undone... good grief.
And even that... she doesn't get it on but one time at the end of the book, so it's not even a proper erotic novel.
If you want a one-night read and don't care about reinforcing stereotypes of Asian women (and no, I'm a white girl writing this) and mockeries of other cultures histories and traditions - be my guest. But this is pulpy trash, I was severely disappointed.
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Helpful Score: 11
I considered throwing it in the garbage rather than posting it on here and subjecting another human being to it.

The prose is so purple. I mean, who uses phrases like 'dear little slit' and 'most honorable penis' SERIOUSLY? It would have been laughable. Until I reviewed it saying so on amazon.com, and I'm not kidding, the author's friends cyberstalked me for months, calling me a racist and a liar. They found and posted my full name on anonymous boards. I guess I'm just lucky they didn't find my social security number.

This is the worst book I've ever read, due to literally trying to ruin my life. I can't wait to be rid of it.
reviewed The Blonde Geisha on + 20 more book reviews
Helpful Score: 5
That's right, no stars. It's perfectly horrible. Overwritten & implausible: Imagine a young girl falling for a man who flashes her. Bad bad bad bad BAD.
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Helpful Score: 4
The book was about a girl wanting to have sex, but only has sex one time. Yet it's supposed to be an erotic novel? It was also supposed to be about the world of geisha, yet the only things I read about being a geisha was that they sold their virginity and lived in a tea house. That was it. Also, the characters were poorly developed and there is a big time chunk of 3 years missing in the book. The language was atrocious. Referring to anatomies as "dear little slit[s]" and "honorable penis[es]."

This book was a joke and I wish I would not have wasted the time.
reviewed The Blonde Geisha on + 12 more book reviews
Helpful Score: 3
Please be aware of what you are getting when you order this book. It is not a sexier version of memoirs of a geisha, it is an erotic novel that happens to have geishas in it. The writing, characters, setting and plot pretty much fall second to the sex.
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