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Subject: Bondage, spankings and tire tracks???
Date Posted: 12/16/2008 5:52 PM ET
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I received a WL book today.  It had a big ole tire track across the front.  Of course the spine is now damaged.  I marked it as damaged by the PO and said I didn't need a credit back. It was wrapped really well.

But geez. Did they have to run the thing over?  It was a short story compilation with some BDSM stories-He's On Top  I told the sender maybe one of the slaves in the book was causing trouble. But still running it over seemed a little extreme as far as discipline goes. I mean a spanking would have sufficed. 

Date Posted: 12/16/2008 6:15 PM ET
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Heheh. I was trying to figure out what your subject line meant, thinking that was some weird kinky area I had yet to learn about. ;-)

Date Posted: 12/16/2008 7:36 PM ET
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LOL, Mary! Cute;-P

Date Posted: 12/16/2008 9:04 PM ET
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Speaking of spankings, I mentioned the book Big Spankable Asses to my husband today -- sorry, I have no idea now how this came up ;-) -- and he didn't believe me! He said he bet someone just photoshopped that title on!

Date Posted: 12/16/2008 9:45 PM ET
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Willa, assure him it's real (not that my word as a complete stranger means anything).  I actually saw it at the book store in person the other day.  I so was not going to buy that one.  If I'm buying erotica in person it must have a fairly innocuous cover and title and Big Spankable Asses has neither.

On topic - that subject line made me laugh.  I agree that running over it was probably overkill. :)

Date Posted: 12/17/2008 6:12 AM ET
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Mary, maybe the slave didn't use his/her safe word. ;)

Date Posted: 12/17/2008 8:12 AM ET
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I saw it in the bookstore (Barnes and Noble, right in the romance section) too.

Sara

Date Posted: 12/17/2008 8:45 AM ET
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They probably couldn't hear the safe word because of the ball gag.

Date Posted: 12/17/2008 12:01 PM ET
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LMAO off Rose and Mary........

Date Posted: 12/17/2008 2:31 PM ET
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hmm..you got 'he's on top' and I have 'she's on top'! she's on top got here safe and sound...

Date Posted: 12/17/2008 4:45 PM ET
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OK.  Tire tracks are one thing, but I got an erotica that actually had some what looked like blood drops on one page!!!!!! eeeeeewwwwwwww!

When I finish it I am not sure I am even allowed to post it?

And speaking again of Big Spankable Asses........I think that must be my autobiography that was just published.



Last Edited on: 12/17/08 4:47 PM ET - Total times edited: 1
Date Posted: 12/17/2008 5:03 PM ET
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LMFAO!!! That about killed me...HAHAHA!!! (Mary L)

Date Posted: 12/18/2008 7:28 PM ET
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Love the subject line, Mary. It certainly made me stop and look! BTW, I have Big, Spankable Asses in my TBR, so you can tell your husband, Willa, that it does really exist.