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Subject: Books you don't want to read....
Date Posted: 11/29/2009 9:05 AM ET
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Date Posted: 11/29/2009 9:06 AM ET
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Date Posted: 11/29/2009 9:07 AM ET
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Excuse the multiple blank posts. My browser has the darndest time with PBS comments.  These are too good not to share,

http://www.thenazcaplainscorp.com/dorothysurrenders.aspx

Date Posted: 11/29/2009 10:35 AM ET
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words fail me...

Date Posted: 11/29/2009 10:41 AM ET
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I like this...

"Rex arrives in Frisco from Seattle with all his genitals intact."

Well, thank goodness...and, how many genitals does Rex have?

Date Posted: 11/29/2009 11:38 AM ET
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LOL Valli!  It's a good thing I'd finished my coffee.

Date Posted: 11/29/2009 12:04 PM ET
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ROFL! I died when I read the phrase "clever crotch" on that page...

Date Posted: 11/29/2009 4:39 PM ET
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Reaction #1: O___o

Reaction #2: :D OMG. WANT.

Hah! And I didn't think anything could top Darwin S. Porter for sheer pornoriffic awfulness! I stand corrected.

Date Posted: 11/29/2009 7:13 PM ET
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Valli, OMG. I'm literally on the floor laughing!

Date Posted: 11/29/2009 7:40 PM ET
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Hey, I've come across a romance novel wherein the man had a clever finger - why not a clever crotch?

Glad I made you guys laugh today, although the brutal murder of four local police officers has kind of nipped my sense of humor in the bud.

Date Posted: 11/30/2009 1:05 AM ET
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Cathy - where do you live, it's fairly local to me too. May their Memories be Eternal.

And, I agree, bwahahahahahahhaha. Rolls eyes. It's amazing what people will write.



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Date Posted: 11/30/2009 4:38 AM ET
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Mimi, I'm in Kent so kind of half way between Tacoma and Seattle. This comes pretty hard on the murder of the Seattle officer on Halloween.

Date Posted: 11/30/2009 1:21 PM ET
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 I know, it is such a tragedy. I'm in Olympia, but my church is in Parkland so I'm familar with the area.

Date Posted: 12/1/2009 1:15 AM ET
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Cathy, I saw your blog post on these earlier & couldn't believe my eyes, especially when I noticed they were all written by the same author! Porn for historical-fiction addicts. Oh joy. As if the Tudor vampire book weren't enough. ;-)

I'll admit to thinking about giving one of these a whirl just for the entertainment value.

Date Posted: 12/1/2009 9:48 AM ET
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Perhaps one of these books might make for a good read along in the new year.  Think of the discussions we could have!