The Eclectic Pen - Butt Stuffing


By: Kate H. (LittleLadies)  
Date Submitted: 1/13/2009
Last Updated: 1/13/2009
Genre: Humor & Entertainment » Humor
Words: 174
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  When I was once a little lass, a crawling across the floor.It occured to me I thought of something I'd never thought before. This baggy thing called a diaper that was sometimes smelly and wet, could be used for more than just relief of body functions, I bet. Being a smart little girl and full of life, I came up with a plan. I would stuff the things I wanted to keep in my diaper with my hand. This habit started innocently but developed to a curse. What started as a diaper thing developed into worse. It wasn't only a diaper I was stuffing objects in. I found the cheeks on my little rosy bottom could also keep up with them. Slightly uncomfortable but very sneaky my hidden treasures grew.. till one day wrestling with my dad he discovered my secret too! Now I must break this life-long habit that started as a lass..cause I'm too old to act like that, and hide things with my.....bottom.

By: Dad Teasing Teenage Daugher(LoL!)


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ericjasongastelum - 1/17/2009 2:26 AM ET
i really wanted you to write "ass" ........ thank you for helping me laugh my deranged laugh.
Marli S. (scootbutt11) - 1/18/2009 12:10 PM ET
That was so cute!! I loved it!
Claudia R. (BrokenWing) - 1/26/2009 1:11 PM ET
hilarious
Claudia R. (BrokenWing) - 1/26/2009 1:11 PM ET
hilarious
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