Carry On - Simon Snow, Bk 1 Author:Rainbow Rowell Simon Snow is the worst Chosen One who's ever been chosen. — That's what his roommate, Baz, says. And Baz might be evil and a vampire and a complete git, but he's probably right. — Half the time, Simon can't even make his wand work, and the other half, he starts something on fire. His mentor's avoiding him, his girlfriend broke... more » up with him, and there's a magic-eating monster running around, wearing Simon's face. Baz would be having a field day with all this, if he were here — it's their last year at the Watford School of Magicks, and Simon's infuriating nemesis didn't even bother to show up.« less