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Subject: christmas cookie Recipe
Date Posted: 12/11/2010 8:56 PM ET
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Here is a cookie recipe that I thought most of you might be interested in:


Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

 

1 cup of water

1 tsp baking soda

1 cup of sugar

1 tsp salt

1 cup or brown sugar

4 large eggs

1 cup nuts

2 cups of dried fruit

1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

 

Sample the Cuervo to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, To be sure it is of the highest quality, Pour one level cup and drink.

 

Turn on the electric mixer.

Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

 

Add one peastoon of sugar.  Beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, Try another cup just in case.

 

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

 

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl

And chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

 

Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

 

Mix on the turner.

 

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters Just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

 

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

 

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.

 

Who geeves a sheet.  Check the Jose Cuervo.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

 

Add one table.

 

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.

Whatever you can find.

 

Greash the oven.

 

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

 

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

 

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, Finish the Cose Juervo and make sure To put the stove in the wishdasher.

 

Cherry Mistmas!

 

just had to share.....wink



Last Edited on: 12/11/10 8:57 PM ET - Total times edited: 1
Date Posted: 12/11/2010 9:38 PM ET
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Too funny...

Date Posted: 12/11/2010 9:39 PM ET
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cool And to think I almost didn't read this because I am not a baker. Thanks for sharing.

Date Posted: 12/11/2010 9:53 PM ET
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Love it!smiley  Drunk baking is an art you know  I learned that in college.

Date Posted: 12/12/2010 7:34 PM ET
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That is hilarious!! I think every female I know has made brownies while drunk at least once when they were young.

 

Edited to remove a stupid question after further reflection....



Last Edited on: 12/12/10 7:49 PM ET - Total times edited: 1
Date Posted: 12/12/2010 8:15 PM ET
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yes

Mary (mepom) -
Date Posted: 12/13/2010 12:25 AM ET
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Jeanne,

Will single malt scotch work as well? I think I will try the recipe and post the results.

Mary

Date Posted: 12/13/2010 8:03 AM ET
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Ha!  Thanks for sharing this!!

Date Posted: 12/13/2010 8:12 AM ET
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Will single malt scotch work as well?

 

Mary, you're a girl after my own heart....or maybe liver....

Date Posted: 12/13/2010 8:48 AM ET
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Mary, I would prefer the single malt too, so after you try it, let us know. If that doesn't have the same results, it may be on to the Bombay Sapphire!!!!cheeky

Date Posted: 12/13/2010 1:03 PM ET
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hahaha....this was too funny!  Thanks for sharing.

Date Posted: 12/13/2010 2:29 PM ET
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So, I sent this recipe to a good friend of mine. She e-mailed me back and said that she made 3 batches and then her daughter took her to the ER!! wink

Date Posted: 12/13/2010 5:25 PM ET
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Hey !!! I'm a Scotch drinker, too !!

Gotta be some kind of sign or somefink!

Kelly P.

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Subject: COOKIE COOK OFF
Date Posted: 12/13/2010 10:59 PM ET
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Let's add a new level to the book/cookie challenge.  Anybody that wants to try the "cookie" cookie-off and is still standing/able to type ----WINS!!!

12 COOKIES, 12 DRINKS OF SINGLE MALT SCOTCH AND I AM DOWN

McCallen for ME and White Choco Macademia.

YOU WIN

YOU GIRLS ARE NUTS AND I KNEW THAT I LIKED YOU FOR "SOME " REASON.

MARY

Date Posted: 12/13/2010 11:14 PM ET
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Well,welcome aboard Mary! Usually it's Sheep Dip single malt that I prefer - ever tried it? Real good!



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Subject: Well,welcome aboard Mary! Usually it's Sheep Dip single malt that I prefer
Date Posted: 12/13/2010 11:18 PM ET
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Jeanne,

Are you serious, SHEEP DIP?

YIKES

Date Posted: 12/14/2010 9:32 AM ET
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Yes, I AM serious, Mary, but it's getting hard to find!

Date Posted: 12/14/2010 2:10 PM ET
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Date Posted: 12/14/2010 5:07 PM ET
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SEE MARY!

Thanks Colleen, don't know how you found that, but that's pretty good!

Date Posted: 12/14/2010 6:00 PM ET
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I used that exceedingly technical literary and bibliographical resource known as ....  Google.