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Connecticut Yahkee in King Arthur's Court, A
Connecticut Yahkee in King Arthur's Court A Author:Mark Twain A punch upside the head sends me spinning - through space and time! Straight from New England to Olde England; from "Yankee Doodle" to ,"Yoicks, Ye Varlets!"; from Connecticut to - — CAMELOT — Well, here I am! Surrounded by quests and chivalry and idiots in armor bashing other idiots in armor. Trapped in the 6th Century with Lancelot, Morgan le... more » Fay, Merlin, and the Round Table gang. Maybe it's a dream come true; but in fact, the land of Arthur could use some improvements...
Like soap. Baseball. Telephones, toothpaste, trains, bikes, electricity, newspapers... free elections. In short, these folks need a boss. They need me. So you wizards and dragons better pack and get out! 'Cause there's -