The only book ever written by Enid Colfer, apparantly.
Cucumber becomes Enid's spoiled, pampered Siamese. Cucumber loves men more than women except for Gene and she gets into mischief constantly.She is a true very intelligent Siamese. Enid tried repeatedly to mate Cucumber but she does not get pregnant. Enid loves Cucumber, but Enid is to marry Gene; Cucumber bites his ear, repeatedly hisses at and tries to claw him. Enid's aunt finds Cucumber a home where she produces 2 baby Purebred Siamese. Enid decides that she loves Gene enough to forego ever getting another Siamese cat.
