He's My dad -- the World's most eligible bachelor!
Ever since Grandma, the dowager duchess, told everyone on TV that my dad was in America looking for a wife, unmarried ladies chase him everywhere. We're trying to get to my uncle's rance, but now we're hiding out. Those women can be rough on a guy!
My dad is real cute...I can tell when Sydney looks at him. She's the nice lady who gave us a life. My daddy looks at her kind of funny too, like he's eaten bad broccoli. But my daddy says we can't tell Sydney he's a duke. I like to pretend, but I sure wish Sydney knew. Maybe then she'd want to marry my dad...and be my new mommy!