The Day Nothing Happened Author:Corey Ford Here it is. The DAY book to end all DAY books. Here is the heart-stopping, blood-pulsing, nerve-racking, spine-tingling, goose-pimpling account of what were probably the least eventful twenty-four hours in history. Last Thursday. A DAY so completely indistinguishable from and other that Mrs. Goss kept thinking it was Friday.