Dictionary of Humorous Quotations Author:Evan Esar Cicero once said, "There is no opinion so absurd but that some philosopher will express it." — Or, to put it another way, there is no subject under the sun that some wise man - be he philosopher, statesman or just plain genius - has not nailed down forever with sharp pointed words. — Ranging over 24 centuries of the world's sass and sagacity, with... more » 3787 one-line quotes arranged alphabetically from Adams to Zola and a complete subject index from Ability to Zoo, this is an invaluable tool - and more fun to read than any jokebook.
Charles Dickens once said, "There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts." However, wonderful though this cover may be, you'll find the book inside ten times better.
So you can find out, "I now bid you welcome adieu." (Artemus Ward)« less