Cute gift book with humorous information written as if from by a dog. The block print looking black and white illustrations are cute and sassy. Example of info: If dogs ran things leashes would be just a little bit longer. Better still, leashes would be illegal.; Dog Days: Traditional summertime group activity, also called the "sniffing festival."; How dogs give directions: God down that pathat that has the cat smell, until you come to a robin's nest in the tree. Turn right.