Search - Enchanted Dreams: Erotic Tales of the Supernatural

What. The. F@%k. There is something twisted, and not in the good way, with this author. The chick has sex with a tree root but not just tree roots, no, there are butterflies, tall grass.... you may be thinking "well if its so awful why did you read it?"

1) I didn't read the entire thing. Couldn't. Just... *shakes head*

2) It was one of those nasty train wreck sort of things. You couldn't help but "watch." Just sitting there slowly turning each page as if a demon or something would pop out at you once the page was turned thinking "this seriously cannot be happening. She's screwing a tree root. A. TREE. ROOT. That magically pops out of the ground for her use. *shudders* so unsanitary, not to mention splinters.

... I'm curious to know if the publisher is just playing one big sick joke on us readers with this.