Aussie Madeline Wolfe has left her home, her surfboard, her hemisphere, for the new man in her life. Alexander Drake, undisputed King of the TV jungle is the kind of bloke who goes through the Tunnel of Love holding his own hand.
By the time Maddy discovers that it's not just Alex's feet but his entire body that's made of clay, she's taken a pregnancy test...and failed. Will Alex chicken out of his obligation to his egg?
The first 37 pages are rather funny but the remainder of the book sucks. It's bitch, bitch, bitch by the female character who is in love with a married man who claims he's going to leave his wife and kids but doesn't. Oh but she looooves him and wants him. blah, blah, blah
This is the first and last book I will read by this author.