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Subject: Freak Army Hideout (Warning- Rated XXX, for naughty stuff)
Date Posted: 1/31/2008 12:22 PM ET
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Date Posted: 1/31/2008 12:35 PM ET
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?

Date Posted: 1/31/2008 12:49 PM ET
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*gives Mindy the signal for, all clear*

Date Posted: 1/31/2008 12:50 PM ET
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* Directs Manservant 1,2, and 3 to move in cases of Tequila.*

Date Posted: 1/31/2008 1:10 PM ET
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(shh)

Dartha is leading the defense. 

Date Posted: 1/31/2008 1:22 PM ET
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Flipping back and forth between forums is too taxing and is spreading my troops too thin. I hereby declare my retaliation a dismal failure and am slinking back to CMT with my tail between my legs.

But not before I say:

FOIL!!!!!

Date Posted: 1/31/2008 1:24 PM ET
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And the mighty, Admiral Von Beaverhousen won the Battle of June, not with her sexiness or fierce army of freaks, but with her tabbed browsing capabilities.

Date Posted: 1/31/2008 2:57 PM ET
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now can i say the f word?  the one that rhymes with the black round thingy in hockey...

Date Posted: 1/31/2008 3:24 PM ET
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Say it! I dare ya!

 

Hey, can anybody make one of my yellow ducks lavendar?

Date Posted: 1/31/2008 8:20 PM ET
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I never got to take Robert hostage. *pouts*

Date Posted: 2/4/2008 9:41 PM ET
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Date Posted: 2/5/2008 9:20 PM ET
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Whassa matter Mindy?

Date Posted: 2/6/2008 3:58 PM ET
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She never got to use the word f*ck. 

Date Posted: 2/9/2008 1:37 PM ET
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A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.

Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 35," was the reply.

"I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.

After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question.

The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29".

"I am actually 47."

Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question.

She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age."

As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants.

Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47."

Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"

The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds."



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Date Posted: 2/10/2008 10:58 AM ET
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Brilliant. 

 

Date Posted: 2/11/2008 10:12 AM ET
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LOL!

Date Posted: 2/20/2008 8:22 PM ET
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f

Date Posted: 2/20/2008 11:00 PM ET
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u

Date Posted: 2/25/2008 3:32 PM ET
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c

Date Posted: 2/26/2008 7:17 PM ET
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K

Dude I totally didnt realize this was here. Ya think anyone realizes?

Ive wanted to say the word that rhymes with puck all day today. There have been about 6 threads that made me wanna scream.

Date Posted: 2/26/2008 7:21 PM ET
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I think it was announced when the Freak Army was formed, but I could be wrong.

Date Posted: 2/26/2008 7:39 PM ET
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I was probably distracted that day.

Date Posted: 2/26/2008 9:17 PM ET
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By the butts, perhaps?

Date Posted: 2/27/2008 12:36 AM ET
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Yeah probably.

Date Posted: 2/27/2008 12:22 PM ET
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Ha! Love it. This is where I come to scream, when people in CMT piss me off.

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