Grade 5-7 Bart and Lisa are a match made in heavenor in Seventeen magazine, at least. He's the darkly good-looking quarterback of the Dr. Kelley DeForest High School football team. Lisa is captain of the cheerleading squad and vice president of the junior class. Everything should be perfect. But wait! There's trouble in paradise. Bart has a dark secret: he's a closet bookworm who would rather read Macbeth than score a touchdown. Could anything possibly be worse?