Gomer Pyle USMC Author:E. Kitzes Knox Commanding General — U.S.M.C. Training Camp #1 — Imperative that immediate measures be taken to stop the actions of Recruit Gomer Pyle. — Re your report that Pyle has effectively clogged up operations in your command. Why are mortars firing shaving cream cans? Give some kind of reasonable explaination why bazookas are firing white grapefruit; grena... more »de launchers pink ones.
The honor of the Corps and your future are at stake. If word of this leaks out to the public, entire Corps will be laughing stock. Gomer Pyle must be stopped at all costs. Repeat: STOP GOMER PYLE!