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Subject: Happy Passover Everyone
Date Posted: 4/8/2009 9:17 AM ET
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Hope all have a happy Pesach.  Eat lotsa matza and lotsa fruit LOL!

Subject: Passover
Date Posted: 4/8/2009 3:42 PM ET
Member Since: 3/10/2007
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Thanks for the good wishes. Happy Passover 2009 to all....

Date Posted: 4/12/2009 12:06 PM ET
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The Jewish Knight
A British Jew is waiting in line to be knighted by the Queen. He is to kneel in front of her and recite a sentence in Latin when she taps him on the shoulders with her sword. However, when his turn comes, he panics in the excitement of the moment and forgets the Latin. Then, thinking fast, he recites the only other sentence he knows in a foreign language, which he remembers from the Passover seder: "Ma nishtana ha layla ha zeh mi kol ha laylot."
Puzzled, Her Majesty turns to her advisor and whispers, "Why is this  knight different from all other knights?"

Subject: The jewish knight
Date Posted: 4/12/2009 7:02 PM ET
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Very funny..........................I loved it! Thanks