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Subject: Harlequin romance titles you won't see....
Date Posted: 9/22/2009 4:25 PM ET
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This is totally tongue and cheek - I'll start from today's Best Seller List on eHarlequin:

The Actuary's Forbidden Virgin

The Wal-Mart Greeter's Baby Bargin

Bachelor Who Puts Down the Toilet Seat

Proud Humility, Methodical Wedlock

The Canadian Lover

Kept for Her Puppy

Ugly Boss, Fuzzy Slipper Nights

Teach Me Wii

The Thousandaire's Bride of Convenience

Date Posted: 9/22/2009 4:57 PM ET
Member Since: 7/14/2007
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The Short, Fat, Smelly Billionaire's Unwilling Bride

The Toothless Trucker's Secret Baby

The Greek Convenience Store Owner's Virgin Stripper Bride

The Sheikh's Captured Journalist Bride (ok - we might see this one)



Last Edited on: 9/22/09 4:58 PM ET - Total times edited: 1
Date Posted: 9/24/2009 11:46 AM ET
Member Since: 8/21/2005
Posts: 989
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The Mailman's love child or the Milkman's love child
Date Posted: 9/24/2009 3:12 PM ET
Member Since: 7/14/2007
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The Virgin Billionaire's Frustrated Mistress

and the sequel:

The Virgin Billionaire's Unexplained Love Child

Date Posted: 9/24/2009 4:42 PM ET
Member Since: 12/3/2005
Posts: 10,700
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The Small Schlonged Man from Pine Woods (or something like that)

Date Posted: 9/25/2009 1:21 AM ET
Member Since: 6/21/2008
Posts: 6,550
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The Sheikh's Virgin Prostitue Kidnapped Mistress. 

The Marine's Three Inches of Glory.

The Sicilian's Mistress' Stomach Staple