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Subject: Hilarious - but X rated - Article
Date Posted: 6/4/2010 4:07 PM ET
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From The Onion - had to share this, but warning, it's pretty explicit: http://www.theonion.com/articles/kids-your-mother-is-ready-to-start-fucking-again,11517/

Date Posted: 6/4/2010 4:44 PM ET
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I love The Onion! Unfortunately, the satirical romance novel titles are almost less ridiculous than some of the real one's I've seen.  Except #6.


Date Posted: 6/4/2010 5:15 PM ET
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Date Posted: 6/4/2010 5:24 PM ET
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OMG! That's hysterical! Thanks for the laugh Kim. :)

Date Posted: 6/4/2010 9:52 PM ET
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That....was....HYSTERICAL!  Almost woke DH up with the laughing.  Thanks for that Kim!

Date Posted: 6/4/2010 10:35 PM ET
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I think I pulled a muscle in my belly somewhere from guffawing. This is even more hysterical to me since I know someone - also a widow - who recently started dating again, and I almost sent it to her but I'm not sure she shares my sense of humor about this...

Date Posted: 6/4/2010 10:45 PM ET
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Not a widow but getting divorced and I am definatelly ready.  Maybe I should have my daughter read that when I start dating again.

Date Posted: 6/4/2010 10:54 PM ET
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I was just about wetting my pants laughing.  This tore me up:  And no, you won't have to call this person daddy. I will, but you don't have to.

Date Posted: 6/5/2010 3:43 AM ET
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Kim, that was my favorite line. :-)

Date Posted: 6/5/2010 1:26 PM ET
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I dunno if anyone ever watches their videos, but I love this one: http://www.theonion.com/video/facebook-twitter-revolutionizing-how-parents-stalk,14364/#next-page

And in very bad taste, but I laughed my butt off anyway: http://www.theonion.com/video/incredibly-sexy-firefighter-tragically-dies-in-ste,17549/

Date Posted: 6/5/2010 4:27 PM ET
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I just sent it to every woman I know ROFLMAO  Thanks!

Date Posted: 6/5/2010 5:56 PM ET
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Thanks for the laugh!  :o)