Roots. The Godfather. The Immigrants. Heroic tales of ethnic Americans struggling to find their place in the land of freedom and opportunity. But what about the white man? You know, that anonymous guy next door in the alpaca golf sweater and the BBQ apron that reads, "How do you like yours?" The guy who says things like, "Holy cow!" and "For Pete's sake!" What about him? What's his story? How does it begin? Does it have a surprise ending? This book attempts to answer these searching questions. Everything you need to know about white people is right here. Isn't it about time?