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Subject: my husband broke the rules
Date Posted: 3/6/2008 12:34 PM ET
Member Since: 5/3/2006
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I'm very firm that he's not allowed to look at my Harlequin Presents, but he took a gander at this one:


and retitled it, I Groped a Mannequin.

Date Posted: 3/6/2008 1:04 PM ET
Member Since: 2/9/2008
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Lol - that's pretty funny.

At least your husband doesn't open the romance you are reading and start making fun of the sex scenes.  He claims that I don't read books - just glorified "housewife porn". :P

Date Posted: 3/6/2008 1:13 PM ET
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Gotta love a man with a sense of humor. 


Tonya,  ask your DH if you were really reading porn, what would be the point of reading 400+ pages of fiction just to get to 1-2 pages of love scenes? 

Last Edited on: 3/6/08 1:14 PM ET - Total times edited: 1
Date Posted: 3/6/2008 1:55 PM ET
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LOL  -- She does look like a mannequin!!!!  That is so funny.  I hate those books because of their covers and titles.  I came across one that was something like .......The Italian Man's Mistress.  Wth?  And another was like The Horny Sheik and His Virgin Plaything.  How do people bring these to the counter at a bookstore? 

Date Posted: 3/6/2008 2:07 PM ET
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LOL!  Tell him the punishment is to be tied to the bed and have you read it to him, Willa.

Date Posted: 3/6/2008 2:15 PM ET
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Oh man! Why didn't I think of that before he left town?

(#$%$%!#$ business trips!)