IVCF Guide to Campus Christian Life Author:Elizabeth Leake; Charles Hummel; James P. Johnson; Paul Little; Paul Fromer Weight - 8 ounces. — Outline, the Obliquitous Octopus — Hey, look at all your legs! — Yeah, they don't fit together very well. — Hmm, you do look a little tipped - obliquitous. Whatcha need so many legs for? — Oh, they're my knowledge. Man, that's why I'm here at college - to learn! — Oh... I see it now. But moral philosophy really seems to be in the ... more »way. And what's the matter with biological science and psychology? What are they fussing about? Say, you'd better take your religious leg to the doc. It's in bad shape.
I know, but I'm learning to live with it.
Well, chemistry and math look pretty good. But the leg that gets info from the school of education looks rather sleepy. Are you really planning to teach?
Sure, have to do something for a living you know.
Your last leg looks terrifically gay. Oh, I see, that's the one that keeps you from getting too serious about life.
Yeah, couldn't stand it if I took it all seriously.
Man, surely you weren't created to live in such confusion. Have you ever studied what the Creator ot the Universe says about life?
Well, why don't you look inside this book and see if you can answer the questions in it? It also tells you where to look in the Bible for what God has to say. You know God is concerned about the whole man. He doesn't want you to be obliquitous. How about it? Take a look.
Well-l-l-l, guess there's nothing to lose by lookin'.« less