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The Eclectic Pen - The Ice Cream Truck Driver Drinking Game!

By: Scott W. (Rev)   + 36 more  
Date Submitted: 1/18/2007
Genre: Humor & Entertainment » Humor
Words: 223
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How the Good Humor Man in your neighborhood takes the edge off. The Ice Cream Man Drinking Game! Take a shot of vodka every time: *Some brat doesn't have enough change. *Some little snot changes his order. *Some hot mother won't return your smile. *You have to peel your ice-cream sticky hands from the hot steering wheel to use the turn signal. *Some idiot honks at you for stopping in his cul-de-fucking-sac. *Some pinhead bastard darts out in front of the Ice Cream Truck just as you start to pull away. *A neighborhood stay at home (aka unemployed) childless adult yells at you for waking them up with your loud jingle bell music at 11AM on a tuesday. *You look at yourself in the rearview mirror and wonder what went wrong. *A child's parent gives you that look that means they suspect you of being a pedophile. *You tell a child that you're out of the ice cream he wants, and he starts crying. *A kid orders something you don't have, then gets mad at you when you don't have it. *The customer misses the fact that the entire passenger side of the truck is a menu, and asks you what you have. *You stop at a red light and the people in the next lane laugh at you. *You sell ice cream to somebody who you went to High School with, and they recognize you. *The Weasel goes Pop!

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