The Joke-A-Day Joke Book Author:Louis Phillips LAUGHS! LAUGHS! LAUGHS! — Here's the perfect companion for a whole year. If you're blue, it'll cheer you. If you're in a good mood, it'll make you feel even better. Either way, day after day, all year long, your spirits will be lifted and your funnybone will be tickled by far-out jokes like - — MRS. JONES: Why are you knitting three socks? — MRS. S... more »MITH: My son says he's grown another foot since he went into the Army.
EDWARD: What do you mean when you say that your sister is a waterproof singer?
REGGIE: I mean that no one can drown her out.
DINER: I'll have two lamb chops, and make them lean.
WAITER: Make them lean? I'll be lucky if I can make them stand up!
JAN: What do you call a cow that eats the grass in your yard?
DAN: A lawn mooer.
KATHY: Where is Moscow?
JIMMY: Out in the barn, next to pa's cow.
Plus 360 others! One for each day of the year - to make this the funniest year yet!« less