Kids' Kookiest Riddles Author:Steve Charney What do you get if you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and legs. Who did Dracula marry? The girl necks door. With hundreds of hysterical riddles to choose from, there’s non-stop amusement. Kids will keep dipping into this kooky, crazy collection, just for laughs. The subjects range from “Bugs, Beasts, and Birds”; to “You Could Have Food Me.” ... more »There are even “Goofball Poems” like this: