A collection of hilarious quotations on matters ranging from life, death, sex and marriage to the arts, politics, philosophy and drinking. This book is one any public speaker will treasure (and howl with laughter over.)
Sample quotations: The trouble with being in the rat race is that, even if you win, you're still a rat. === I trust you completely, but please send cash. === We must believe in luck; how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? === The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence and obsolescence. === If you keep your mouth shut, you will never put your foot in it. === Old age is always 15 years older than I am. === God always has another custard pie up his sleeve. And many, many, many more!