This is two books in one. MYTH INC in Action and Sweet MYTH-tery of Life. They feature the hilarious universe of the GREAT SKEEVE and his demon friend Aahz. Alot of tongue-in-cheek humor in these stories written by Robert Asprin.
AN OFFICER AND AN IDIOT
Guido and Nunzio may not be the brightest bodyguards in the world--but they certainly are faithful. When Skeeve "the Great" asks them to join the army of Poosiltum, the two thugs volunteer without question...
Except: Whose side are they on?
Queen Hemlock's? The Mob's Fairy Godfather's? Skeeve's? The two baffled bodyguards barely have time to figure it all out--they've been handed government-issue crossbows, armored with leather skirts, and given combat orders by the dreaded drill sergeant Smiley!
Whith war heroes like these...who needs enemies?