MY TOOTH ITH LOOTHE Author:George Ulrich Funny Poems to Read Instead of Doing Your Homework! — Need a monster excuse for school? What if you had three heads and fifteen eyes? What's that they're serving in the cafeteria today? Not gopher guts again! Want a tip for dining out? Never stick your fingers in the food! — George Ulrich takes a fast and funny look at the tough breaks and secret ... more »thrills kids face every day in this zany collection of poems. Here's a helpful hint -- they're even funnier when you read them out loud with your friends!« less