Mad Cows Author:Kathy Lette Every woman wants to be wanted . . . just not by the entire Metropolitan police force . . . — Maddy's first day out with her newborn takes a Kafkaesque turn when she's arrested in Harrods for shoplifting. If this is a miscarriage of justice, then detaining her in Holloway Prison's Mother and Baby Unit is th D & C. — The only person she can turn t... more »o is her hot-to-trot ex-lover Alex, who proves himself as useful as a solar-powered vibrator on a rainy day. When will he realize that a paternity suit is not the latest look in men's leusurewear?
How do you brief a lawyer with a heat-seeking penis that doesn't report to mission control? And why the hell is Maddy's friend Gillian searching for a sperm happy to get egg all of its face?
There are hard knocks and rude shocks in this devastatingly witty follow-up to Foetal Atraction. You'll split your episiotomy stitches laughing.« less