Miss Piggy's Guide to Life Author:Miss Piggy as told to Henry Beard At last- the one book that does it all! — "Call me Moi..." So begins the definitive, ultimate, essential book of advice on EVERYTHING- by the definitive, ultimate, essential Miss PIggy: Superstar, Calendar Girl, Muppet Supreme. — Problems? Consider them solved. Take beauty: After some profound preliminaries ("Never forget that only you can ever f... more »ully appreciate your own true beauty..."), Miss PIggy shares her specific beauty secrets- "Never use yellow lipstick"... "NEver put flowers in your nose"- and (with utterly convincing color photographs) reveals her "Total Make-Over: From Beast to Beauty in 60 Minutes" program (it's Gonzo who is made over).
So, en guarde Adrienne Arpel, Dear Abby, Wayne Dyer & Co. The world of How-to will never be the same gain. And congratulations, imperfect people! With the publication of this Major Work, nobody need ever again be under par, overweight, or overdrawn. What hath Miss PIggy wrought?
It looks like a self-help book...it reads like a self-help book...but what a difference a Pig makes!« less