Mr Right When You Need Him Author:Karen Salmansohn Ready to throw in the dating towel? Sick and tired of guys who don't "get it"? Done with Internet duds, cheap dates, and Trekkies? Meet Mr. Right When You Need Him. He won't ogle other women, wear tube socks out of the house, or constantly hum the theme song of SportsCenter. He's handsome, he's considerate, he's caring, and he's portable. Ne... more »ed a date to your high school reunion? A shoulder to cry on? Emotional support? A neck support? A beau who knows exactly what you want to hear, when you want to hear it? With the mere push of his button, Mr. Right When You Need Him will eagerly utter one of these sweet nothings: May I take you shoe shopping?
I could listen to you talk all night.
It's not your fault, it's mine.
You look thin. Have you lost weight?
As always, you're right. Included is a sweet-talking man-doll and 64-page owner's manual with helpful tips on use and care. Learn how to get acquainted with your new model boyfriend, how to maximize his potential, and how to detect signs that he's cramping your style. With Mr. Right When You Need Him, total happiness is right at your fingertips!« less