Mrs Piggle - Wiggle Author:Betty MacDonald Everyone loves Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle. She lives in an upside-down house and smells like cookies. She was even married toa pirate once. Most of all, she knows everything about children. She can cure them of any ailment. Patsy hates baths. Robert never puts anything away. Allen eats v-e-r-y slowly. Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle has a treatment for all of them.