Mrs Piggle-Wiggle Author:Betty MacDonald Mrs. Piggle Wiggle Lives in an upsidedown house and smells like cookies. She was even married to a pirate once. Most of all she knows everything about children. She can cure them of any ailment. Patsy hates baths, Hubert never puts anything away. Allan eats very slowly. Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle has a treatment for all of them.