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Subject: NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN-BOOK RELATED
Date Posted: 9/2/2013 10:18 PM ET
Member Since: 8/28/2010
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One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out herself. 

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read a book. The peace and solitude are magnificent. 

Along comes a Fish & Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that quite obvious?') 

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her. 

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I am reading!' 

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up a ticket.' 

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman. 

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden. 

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. 

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. 

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