A taste of what you'll find in Never Eat More Than You Can Lift...
"Talking about food arouses certain individuals the way talking about sex does others." - Bert Greene
"If you want to look young and thin, hang around old, fat people." - Jim Eason
"If you're given champagne at lunch, there's a catch somewhere." - Lord Lyons
"There are three reasons for breastfeeding, the milk is always at the right temperature, it comes in attractive containers, and the cat can't get it." - Irene Chalmers