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My mom sent me this via email and I just had to share with my fellow readers:
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 'Reading a book' she replies, (thinking, Isn't that obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'