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Subject: Never mess with women who read....
Date Posted: 8/18/2008 6:51 PM ET
Member Since: 6/9/2007
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My mom sent me this via email and I just had to share with my fellow readers:

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not
familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her

 The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 'Reading a book' she replies, (thinking, Isn't that obvious?')

  'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
   'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

  'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

     'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

      'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

      'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

      'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

      MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

Date Posted: 8/18/2008 6:53 PM ET
Member Since: 8/9/2007
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Oh ROFLMAO!  That is hilarious:P

Date Posted: 8/18/2008 8:05 PM ET
Member Since: 8/23/2007
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Oh that was too funny!

Date Posted: 8/19/2008 12:55 AM ET
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My hubby is a park ranger who has to check fishing permits and catch sizes all the time.  He will LOVE this joke!

Date Posted: 8/22/2008 7:56 PM ET
Member Since: 3/26/2008
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That's amazing! Women are so devious, I love it.