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Subject: Oh Ladies!
Date Posted: 2/6/2010 1:18 PM ET
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Erotica for seniors.  (from CMT)  http://www.paperbackswap.com/forum/topic.php?t=195345  it's pretty funny.

Date Posted: 2/6/2010 1:23 PM ET
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Oh my dear sweet lord.  I have been laying in the floor laughing for the last 10 minutes.

Date Posted: 2/6/2010 1:35 PM ET
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Umm, wow.  I had to post this over on the DOS chat thread in the games forum too so we all could see it.

Date Posted: 2/6/2010 1:54 PM ET
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That had one heck of a graphic product description. 

Date Posted: 2/6/2010 2:30 PM ET
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Oh. My. God.

I literally had to stop reading in the middle of the product description on Amazon because of the visuals it was invoking.  That is..I..um..there are no words.

Date Posted: 2/6/2010 5:56 PM ET
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Pretty gross, wasn't it?  Old fart erotica.  Bleh.  Even when I'm old I won't want to read it:P

Date Posted: 2/6/2010 7:14 PM ET
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Well! I guess - good for them lol.

Date Posted: 2/6/2010 10:19 PM ET
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I was all down with it until I read what is supposedly the back of the book.  Or I would hope the inside cover.  I think I just snorted....and that only happens when I can't stop laughing...OMG...HAHAHAHAHAHA..

Date Posted: 2/6/2010 10:42 PM ET
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I've got nothing against people having sex no matter what their age.  That product description is just unbelieveable and vulgar though.

Date Posted: 2/6/2010 10:55 PM ET
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First I snorted coffee all over my desk...then I kept on waiting for something to pop up and tell me I'd been punk'd.  Wow.  I mean I hope I'm having that much fun when I'm that age, but...seriously?  Is there a viable market for this?  And WOW could they have not left *some*thing to the imagination in the description? 

Date Posted: 2/6/2010 11:29 PM ET
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So it's been several hours, and...I..no.  I still have no words, really.  Except that my dad turns 70 next month, and...

No, can't go there.  Sorry.

Date Posted: 2/6/2010 11:48 PM ET
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Thats what I was thinking MIchelle!  They could of left it to one's imagination at least....yowza!

Date Posted: 2/7/2010 3:02 PM ET
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Old fart erotica

BBBBBBWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA..      

Date Posted: 2/7/2010 6:24 PM ET
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Date Posted: 2/7/2010 6:41 PM ET
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well hell I wanna read it!

Date Posted: 2/8/2010 8:51 AM ET
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Yeah this has also rendered me speechless!  Wow!