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Topic: Oh, if only Satanism didn't promise everlasting seperation from God.

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Subject: Oh, if only Satanism didn't promise everlasting seperation from God.
Date Posted: 6/23/2009 4:17 AM ET
Member Since: 6/20/2009
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I think I would like wearing silk robes, and having ritual sex orgies. It's just than darn afterlife thing that keeps me away. I would like to learn to play the organ though.

Date Posted: 6/28/2009 7:14 PM ET
Member Since: 4/20/2006
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I wasn't aware that you had to be a Satanist to wear a silk robe.  I used to wear a silk robe, but I've never had an orgy.  I've always been a monogamous kind of girl.  Can only Satanists have orgies?  Are all organ players Satanists?  Boy, that's going to turn almost every Christian church in America on it's head....