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An elderly man incalls his son in and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says.
"We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so
you call your sister in and tell her," and he hangs up.
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, "Like
heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of
She calls her father immediately and screams at the old man,
"You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get
there. I'm calling my brother back! , and we'll both be there tomorrow.
Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he
says, "They're coming for and paying their own airfares."
that is a cutre joke i heard it before
is the glass half full or half empty
my mom lives in florida and i live in NJ
she doesn't invite me
so it is a curse or a blessing
all sa matter of perspective
My mom actually sent me that joke! That made it even funnier to me.
I live in Florida and so does she (as Jerry Seinfeld says, Florida is where all NY Jews wind up eventually....) but we live on different coasts. She on the East, and we on the West. 200 blissful miles apart - close enough yet far enough. :-)